How one American made a complete idiot of herself, and how to make sure you don’t do the same

By Meghan O’Connell

Panoramic views and cute tables sucker in witless foreigners (photo by Meghan O'Connell).

It is a glorious day. The sun has just burned off the last of the morning clouds and is now glittering along the Vltava. I feel perfectly content—except that I am terribly hungry.

As I make my way down the path leading away from the Prague Castle and back into town, something catches my eye. Amidst the vibrant foliage and mini-vineyards, sits a large patio overlooking the entire city.

Small tables are covered in pristine white cloths and dotted with crystal-clear wine glasses. In the early afternoon sunlight, it looks almost holy. I must eat here. (more…)